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Google: I am Extremely Terrified of...

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While this may not be and definitely isn't news at all, it's still pretty funny. Google can do a lot of nifty things like search, email, news, calculations, advertising, analytics and is even entering the phone and OS space with a bang. But despite all the great things that come out of the Google empire, it is still prone to some strange behaviors and mistakes. One such example is the suggestions you get when you start typing the seemingly innocuous string "i am extremely" into the search bar. Here is what Google will suggest:

Google: I am Extremely Terrified of...
Wow Google, you've got some strange phobias there!

Another fun Google trick is fooling it into being unable to do simple arithmetic. As some of you may know, Google got its name from the number called "googol" which represents 1 followed by 100 zeros. Interestingly, the founders of Google, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, intended to call their search engine "googol" but accidentally misspelled the number when they registered the company name.

So why this little story? Well one such example of Google being unable to do simple arithmetic is quite ironic: 1 googol - 1 - 1 googol. Now of course most anybody who is reasonably good at arithmetic could tell you that should equal "-1" but Google wrongly calculates that out to be equal to 0. For anybody interested in why, you can check out this CNET article.

 

Top 3 Super Bowl Tech Ads!

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In case you haven't heard, the Super Bowl was today and as is the case every year, we got some really great ads. Being a complete geek myself I can assure you I'm not watching for the sports portion of it! Anyways, you don't want to read what I have to say, you just want the top 3 list so without further ado - here it is ladies and gentlemen!

3. Cars.com

2. Google

1. Motorola


 

Artificial Beauty

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The other day I got into an interesting debate with a good friend of mine regarding louche women on social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook. The first thing that came to mind was of course the "Myspace angle". In case you've never heard of this mystical angle, allow me to help illustrate:

MySpace Angle
Fig. 1: The "MySpace Angle"

Now I went ahead and took this idea a step further - no, not to just women wearing makeup. Me? What? Just a little bronzer, plenty of men use it, I swear! No, but seriously it occurred to me how distorted our perception of reality has become because of the images that appear in fashion magazines and all over the web. I know all too well how much you can distort reality using graphics software like Photoshop in very little time. Now as I was the one who brought this up, my friend of course asked me to prove it. Tack 16 minutes of amateur work onto an image of a girl that honestly looked okay before and this was the end result:

Artificial Beauty
 Fig. 2: Artificial Beauty

Not perfect, but enough to give you a pretty good idea of how much the lines of reality can really be blurred with very little work. I'll be honest, every time that I go and modify a picture of a person like that it really does pain me in many ways. You really do feel like you're chopping a person up. What's more, it's a total objectification of people - the kinds of thoughts that pass through your mind are of course "Hey, this doesn't look too good" and "She'd look better this way!".

I think the message here is awfully clear, as cliché as it may be: stop aiming to look like people do in magazines and online. You can find thousands if not millions of pictures online that have been touched up to a point that the end result is convincingly good looking but only moderately resembles the person it started as. Now don't get me wrong and don't try to misconstrue the message as being "Ignore how you look". Just do the best you can and don't beat yourself up over every the little imperfection you see. Nobody is perfect, not even those seemingly perfect models you'll find online.

 

Funny Tech Support Problems

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I made a trip down to the local IT support desk at my school so that I could get myself a login for the wireless network. The first question was "do I have my student ID card", which I didn't have on hand. The woman's eyes glazed over and she assumed that this was going to be another case of pulling teeth with a stupid user fraught with aggravation. Thankfully I had my "official" schedule on me and it wasn't a problem and in the end we chatted a little about how crazy tech support can be. Here is one of many such examples that came up: 

- Hi, I want to log into the wireless but I don't know my password
- Okay, go over to that computer and type in a password 8 characters long or more please.
- I've just entered my password and it didn't take it! What's wrong with your stupid system?
- Was your password at least 8 characters long?
- No, it was just four letters...

Apparently that's a really common issue tech support at my school runs into - students are unable to count all the way up to eight... There are certainly much worse and much funnier cases of incredulous support calls where the lines of communication between the angry customer and the CSR are burned to the ground. Here are a couple of hilarious examples of just such cases from around the web:

Tech Support Demotivational

 

House Returns Tomorrow!

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I don't know about you, but I"m incredibly excited about House returning tomorrow on Fox in all its glory with a 2 hour premiere! As you may or may not have noticed, the show's time slot has moved from its old time on Tuesday (that us fans affectionately called Hughsday) back to Monday at 8/7 central. All that to say don't forget to set your DVRs and to tune in at the right time. In all honestly, that's more than fine with me because it just means I get to watch House a day earlier!

House Returns

For anyone who doesn't remember where we left off, Chase and Cameron finally just got married, but more importantly House was left in the loony bin for having hallucinations of Wilson's dead girlfriend and Cutner. There was also the whole story of how House thought he'd come clean with Cuddy's help, then it turned out his mind was making up the whole thing on him. Oh yeah, and he slept with Cuddy in his mind too, which was kind of a buzzkill. In all fairness, we want some real "Huddy" action, none of this made up stuff!

So there we have it. Don't forget to tune into House tomorrow, and enjoy!

Here's the official FOX page for House

 
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